How to eat a Banana professionally 🍌

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 How to eat a Banana 🍌:-


Do you want to eat a Banana but you are not able to eat it 😭. 

No problem dear because I am here 😎, banana kha ke aag laga denge🔥
Step 1. Peel it (cheel usse) jitni Teri marji , tu cheel chahe pura hi kyu nahi😁
Step 2. Is water coming in your mouth , 😂 eat it once (bite it) repeat it-repeat it, until the waste remains in your hands .
Step 3. Throw the waste part into the dustbin and dance like pro 🤯. Eat another one and repeat this process and one day I think that you will be perfectly mobile how to eat a Banana 🍌 professionally😎🍌😎.
Step 4. Kha toh liya ab kya lega, bas Bhai bas jyada mat khana nahi toh in morning you will not be able to poop 💩 (tatti)  in the next morning 😂😁😮🔥🤣 .

Thanks for eating a banana professionally 🍌😂.

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